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The Official Roast of Every Rally!
A breakfast blend that grew a pair and ran like semiconductors on AI hype. Light enough to chug by the pot, bold enough to declare sleep is for those who missed the bottom.
Flavor Profile: Easy drinking, refreshing, with hints of citrus.
WARNING: May cause uncontrollable phone-grinning and sudden pre-market math skills.
Green Days Don't Brew Themselves!
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