Rally Roast Breakfast Blend

The Official Roast of Every Rally!

A breakfast blend that grew a pair and ran like semiconductors on AI hype. Light enough to chug by the pot, bold enough to declare sleep is for those who missed the bottom.

Flavor Profile: Easy drinking, refreshing, with hints of citrus.

WARNING: May cause uncontrollable phone-grinning and sudden pre-market math skills.

Green Days Don't Brew Themselves!